bro what

Jonathan Majors:

me-

"stfu about simping already ong"
cat-who-SIMPS-for-angel-dust

Kill your-

*banned*

gnnaawrrrr

Yawr

iro-

I’m gonna kiss u bitch

oh noooo please do not do that whatever you do 🤭

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

:)

mann so tragic suuch a horrid occurrence

Real

Gee, oh golly, I hope that never happens to me, like whaaaaa?

riiight? like wooww that would be bad...

Fr, like I can not even imagine ........... I mean what?

yeahj truly a calamitous event

I could never fathom such an abominable fate, like I def didn't need a thesaurus for that, like fr fr

Anyways gn chat

indeed, quite, indubitably, indisputably, certainly, unequivocally, i am my own thesaurus, but yes, truly such a conundrum would be hazardous

Agreedd