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IF DONALD TRUMP WERE A WOMAN; WITH FIRE ENGINE RED LIP STICK THAT'S SMEARED ALL THE WAY UP ONE CHEEK. ONE OF HIS FAKE EYE LASHES WOULD BE STUCK TO HIS FOREHEAD AND THE OTHER WOULD BE STUCK TO THE DOG; YOU JUST KNOW HE'D WEAR A TACKY BLONDE HORSE HAIR WIG THAT'S ALL RATTED IN THE BACK, BRIGHT GOLD 6 INCH HEELS, RED FISH NETS WITH A RUN ALL THE WAY UP ONE THIGH, BRIGHT BLUE EYE SHADOW, BRIGHT ORANGE ROUGE
