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THIS MAN OWES HALF A BILLION DOLLARS; AND HIS FIRST THOUGHTS ARE, "I'VE BEEN CONVICTED AND FOUND LIABLE SO I BELIEVE I'LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT, SELL THESE GAUDY GOLD SHOES, PIECES OF AN STINKY OLD SUIT, NATIONAL SECRETS, PARDONS AND BEG FOR DONATIONS"; SO TACKY IT COULD ONLY BE TRUMP
