(a lot of the things are going to be more or less cursed than others, the source map i used for this had text in many areas covering stuff up)
here's a list of almost every cursed thing:
- Spain is a square (this one's intentional, there's also "India is a triangle" but that isn't on here ofc)
- edgy France
- British Isles are melting like cheese
- sine wave beaches of northern France and Belgium and whatever other countries there are in that area
- Denmark
- awkwardly smooth Italy
- Sicily looking like those rocket sleds that the USAF tested in the 1950's for fighter pilot g-force tolerance
- Africa's tumours near Gibraltar and Sicily
- biblically accurate Greece (ft. Crete, the brick)
- Turkey the chainsaw (with a couple of tumours added on for good measure
- most of the Black Sea didn't fit in the pic but it's got a melted look similar to the British Isles