Cat Gabriel template

explain how we get bitches and pussies then

you don’t lmao

i was referring to the fact there are cowards in this world

but jeez, you did not have to hit me straight in the face with that.

erm how else are babies made 🤓🤓

stork

where do stork get babeis 🤓🤓

from heaven

fair

Attempt #12 for mod in cursedcomments

blud is desperate..

yep
Attempt #13 for mod in cursedcomments

Obviously bro they're a ruse made by the government to promote taxes and condom sales

they use them to control the masses using hot women to force horny men to pay taxes!!

Onlyfans!

Only fans are cruelly linked to government!!

Yes

What's a woman

Is that like
A rare species

yeah

They are made out of metal

Holy shit
Where are they found???

government makes them

They use them to seduce and control the masss

The masses

Oh damn, that's crazy! I'd better steer clear of the government.

Government drones

okay if y’all actually believe this I’m just reminding you I don’t actually believe this 💀

Or do I?

WHATS A WOMAN?!?!? haha....... ;-; help me

*slams the phone on the ground almost vomiting and begins to levitate after you*

*teleports to some where that he will never find*

*teleports you back, due to a chip that you can't take off or destroy I planted in your neck during the chokehold* Everytime you escape this chip will bring you back. *puts you into the dungeon*

Hmmm I think I know what to do *does some experiments that let's him escape and goes back to where he was without being noticed*

*nuh uhs you and brings you back in an eternal loop*

Nuh uh

It's the almighty uno reverse you can't stop it so I own you hahaha

Boo hoo I win and you're in my basement forever. we had a deal and you broke it.

YOU AND JP TRICKED ME SO WE ARE EVEN IM NOT OWNED BY YOU

will i ever get out of the basement

Well since you used a dead meme I automatically win so yeah I own you NO MATTER WHAT

Nope

Nuh uh

Yes...

Whatever bud I still own you no matter what

No that's the rules of ultimate uno revers

You believe what you want but a image is not gonna alter me owning you

Well I'm still not gonna do what you say

Then just one in the collection

Not me 😼

SAME......... help me ;-;

I DO NOT THINK YOUR A WOMAN WHOS GONNA TELL ME NOW IM TAKING THAT THING OFF MY TAGLINE

Change your tagline why does it say "she owns me" instead of he

I don't know what your talking about there is no owns me

Well now I do

Nope
You can't I was tricked so it is not legally binding sooo hahaha

Who cares if it's legally binding *teleports behind you, grabs you in a chokehold, and brings you to the basement*

*kicks in balls and runs in a undisclosed location*

Fool my balls are non-existent *uses the force and drags you by the neck back to me through the walls from wherever you were*

*shows pics of hot women which distracts and runs away*

And put the damn thing back

No