( mod note: its not true til you test it, ill take one for the team guys)

You can shoot projectiles from your c-o-r-n-h-o-l-e if you push hard enough (you also need someone to hold it open and reload for you)

yes daddy~
shove those d**dos far up my ass so i can launch them for u

*puts in basketballs instead*

*moans even louder*

I can't take it anymore~
*squirts all over your thighs and licks it off*

*cums in ur mouth*

*relaxes and caresses your belly as dinky softens*

F**K HE WON THE REPLY BATTLE

Bruh

a hitman gets paid 15k-30 per kill

And jelly rancher

a cpu has more power per area than the sun with 100 watts/cc to the sun with 277 watts/m