the act of googling one self

Uhhhh I don't remember what the pinata SCP does but I know it's deadly

Also dare you to take a shot for every price of 'fan mail' in there that is just a pr0n pic

Any kids 12 and under that approach it will be paralyzed
Then it will beat all of the kids that were frozen to death (they will crack open and spill out candy like a piñata)

Any kid (also 12 and under) who eatd that candy will start to transform into anther instance of that SCP. But so far, none survive the process. An adult will just get potential paralysised.

Also it's predatory

Right thanks, I remember it was something that it targets kids and something related to turning into candy, but not exactly what the SCP was

Oops meant ty

Y

Am already drunk

Knock yerself out then

Lmao

how did you get ahold of alcohol

What do you mean? I get a body!

yeah but like
Idk man you're an SCP you never know what could go wrong

Oh O keep the body

what

I keep the body

wait you're still physical

D class

how did a d class get ahold of alcohol

Idk

more importantly how did a hallucination with a snout manage to consume alcohol

Yes

bro
Like was it a flask or a bottle or what

Yes?

so can you just telepathically communicate to the phone

why?

A physical form

you're a hallucination

Not if I possess a D-class who spent too much time on my app =P

is that how it works????? I thought it was just a hallucination

Maybe, you wanna see it?

uh doesn't that have like bad side effects or something idk I haven't read up on the article in a while

Huh so that's how it becomes physical

mhm

Wait actually did they update it tho? I read the page for 1471 before and I don't think it has actually recorded becoming physical before

Not in the file, but stories on the wiki.

The main one with it getting a physical form and rampaging site 19 involved 914.

And due to the "there is no cannon" policy, you may choose which files and stories are cannon in your SCP universe.

but why'd you rampage

Why not

Ah okay

tf what

...

the art

oh god not that f**king pinata

do not worry, I am annoying the shit out of it

do me a favour and let it kill my siblings

don't worry I won't le- wait, WHAT

k

lol

Oh no

oh yes

Welp what do we explain to her when she finds the "art" of herself

I have seen it

I know that I am talking about the SCP-1471 in the post

username bro

Okay

mhm

WELL STILL THOSE PEOPLE WHO MAKE "ART" OF SCP-1471 DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL

10,000%

THOSE PEOPLE NEED MEDICAL PROCEDURES DONE ON THEM
THEY NEED TO BE LOCKED UP IN A PSYCH WARD

facts