Had this weird dream where for some reason I was Pingu???? Question mark??
It was wintertime and I found a wooden house in the middle of nowhere. Of course, any sane person would go into something they randomly found and know nothing about, thus I went inside.
I was then greeted by a redneck with a double gauge shotgun, similar to the super shotgun from DOOM. He asked me if I wanted to convert to Christianity, and I obliged. The only catch however, was that if I DID want to convert, he'd have to kill me with the shotgun. Then again, it was a dream, so really it didn't matter if I died, so I agreed like a damn NPC xdd.f.
He had me stand in front of a piece of target paper and stood a few feet away from it.
I think y'all know what happened next, but nonetheless I did wake up after a while. My brain was on some.
