BIDEN SPEAKS TO DEAD PEOPLE AND IS TOO MENTALLY FEEBLE TO STAND TRIAL FOR THE CRIMES HE COMMITTED. HE TRAILS OFF WHEN SPEAKING, AND THEN DROOLS UNTIL SOME TOOL OF A REPORTER; TELLS HIM WHAT TO SAY NEXT. THEN HE WANDERS AROUND ON STAGE LIKE THE VILLAGE IDIOT. BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT AT LEAST HE'S ENTERTAINING.