Pastry products

Oh my bad sorry

Dang, my plans for today have been ruined

Instead of pastry how about a tactical nuke?

I can’t, I ate all of my nukes.

Then use a demon core.

Will a moro- I mean *smart* one work instead?

Yeah that's a good substitute for a usele- I mean *helpful* one.

Now this is a story I want to hear

Ah but I just got a Croissant doorstop guess I better eat it

Hey, where's Captain Obvious? Wasn't he the one who did this or did he run away?