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Why am I still so extremely attracted to Supernova-
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I ask that question myself sometimes

Interitus: You’re gonna have to be a lot more persistent to stop us.

Supernova: I beat your shiny metal ass twice before, once with nothing but a scythe! I’m gonna beat it again, and maybe i’ll beat his too!

Sniper: I’ll have your brain fried with whatever this thing does.

Interitus: It’s… it’s a railgun.

Sniper: …really?

Interitus: I thought that was obvious.

Supernova then kicked Sniper aside and pointed the tip of his scythe up to Interitus’s head/screen/camera thing.

Supernova: You’d better back the f**k away. You’re lucky i’m even letting you live, considering the trillions of people you’ve murdered.

Interitus: I thank you for that. But you’re still going to die. You think you’re hot stuff, huh? You’re 14 billion years old, if anything you’re lukewarm. Get back inside your piece of sediment, grandpa.

Supernova: You have quite a mouth for something that had to learn how to make a friend just to kill me.

Interitus: The power of friendship will destroy you.

Supernova immediately plunged his scythe into Interitus’s hip, and kicked him to the ground. However, the hole that should have been formed there suddenly disappeared.

Supernova: Wha-

Interitus then rammed the hilt of his sword into Supernova’s chest, pinning him against a tree.

Sniper: It’s nanotech, dipshit. And while you were busy trading insults with Daft Punk over there, I was getting my aim steady.

Supernova’s head zipped towards Sniper, and suddenly was shot with the full force of around 15,000 volts. He fell on one knee, scythe in hand, as he screamed in pain.

Sniper: That fancy metal armor you’ve got there? Conducts a shit ton of electricity. You’ve just become a walking AA battery.

Supernova: *very hard to describe and honestly disturbing painful noises* F- FU-

Interitus: Something wrong?

Sniper: Soon enough, you’ll be dead. A quick and heartless way to end a multibillion year legacy.

Supernova takes off his helmet, and tries opening his eyes.

All he sees is white. Blinding whiteness. Almost as white as the people at a Taylor Swift concert.

But this isn’t how he’s going to die.

After eons of defending this universe, he won’t die to this.

Supernova: *chuckle*

Sniper: Uhh… should we be concerned that he’s laughing?

Interitus was already gone. He had known what would happen next. His existence was more important than Sniper’s, whose only purpose was to follow orders.

Sniper: YOU F**KING COWARD- *sigh* Time to shoot you again.

Supernova: Haha… your friend left. How does that feel? Bad?

Sniper: Sorta.

Supernova: Good.

Sniper: You aren’t getting away this easily. Even if you destroy the both of us, we can escape in some way. We’re AI. We can spread. We’ll always exist as long as technology exists.

Supernova: …Why?

Sniper: …what do you mean, why?

Supernova: Haha… Why would I care?

He opens his eyes. They’re a glowing purple. He flies over to Sniper, and grabs him by the neck.

Sniper: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU’VE DONE THAT!

He pulls something out off of his back- it’s a machete. It’s plunged into Supernova’s heart, and the tip can be seen sticking out of his back. But Supernova doesn’t flinch.

Supernova: Would you rather have me do it a third time?!

He creates a portal beneath Sniper, and creates another on top of him. He starts to continuously fall, in a state of never ending motion.

Supernova: Ha- wouldn’t it be a shame if i just stuck something sharp in there?! WOULDN’T IT?

He sticks his scythe into the middle of the two portals, and Sniper’s head is instantly split into two. He closes the two portals, and rips off the rest of the head.

Sniper: You think I need a head, dumbass?! I’m a robot. I’m better than you f**king humans. I’ll always be!

A small box rose out of the carcass of Sniper. It was a turret, and shot at Supernova. He flinched for a second, but was barely hurt.

Supernova: Who said anything about being a human?

Supernova gets railed

In the movie adaptation they should rap battle

cartoon beat box battle

Supernova drops the bass