I suppose that this bit of political theater is when Michelle Obama will be nominated queen of the universe. Once nominated, she will begin her strict diet of eating babies and accusing the light bulb of being racist because it shines white light.
SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT HUR SAID IN HIS
REPORT THAT THE PRESIDENT EXHIBITED EVIDENCE
OF DEGENERATING MEMORY TO THE POINT THAT IT
WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO PERSUADE A JURY THAT HE
WAS GUILTY OF WILLFULLY COMMITTING CRIMES RELATED
TO DOCUMENT SECURITY. IN OTHER NEWS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BOTH SENILE AND A FELON. YOU SEE THERE WAS A TIME WHEN
AMERICANS BELIEVED THAT
SENILITY AND MULTIPLE FELONIES
WERE INSTANT DISQUALIFIERS
FOR BEING THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
