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BRUH THATS A WATERMELON

IT'S A PUMPKIN YOU IMBECILE

IT'S A CANTELOUPE LAD

ITS A POTATO

OI LAD IT'S A GRAPEFRUIT

BLUD, IT'S A PHUCKEN CHEESE WHEEL

this is a bubble gun

its a grape fruit

buddy its lettuce

Nah that's a cantaloupe

DAT DANG DERE FRUIT IS A ROCKMELON

That’s a f**king pear

Blud, it's a tomato (Yes, a tomato is a fruit. I fact-checked.)

No it’s a cucumber (it’s probably a vegetable)

It may actually be a fruit.

Let me check

They are

Noice.