Now THIS is true!

I love killing people and framing others for it.

sameeeeeeeee i can get away with virtually anything and people dont even suspect me

Someone I can relate to

Finally someone who shares my hobby

So, what's your kill count? Mines is 68

Mines 65. Some weird dude in a blue suit and a gold star badge (probably a kindergarten sticker) told me im not allowed to run over kids with my 2020 Chevy Silverado and that im "under arrest".

Stupid cops, always gotta ruin the fun.

Am I right?

Definitely

He definitely wasnt a cop, that guy wasn't shooting the black man in my backseat

Who could he be? A klansman?

Nah he was wearing blue

Like a dark blue too, not black but pretty close

...a wizard maybe

That would make more sense as he had some weird hat that also had a star on it.

A wizard that kills black men eh?

In kids

you both are hella relatable

Fr

You get a follow

tysmmmi follow u too

WHY I DIE

You are Pisces too?

Yeah

memechat????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sure

I have the exact same role in this murder mystery that's based on something entirely different LOL 8q31re.jpg (click to show)