Now THIS is true!

I love killing people and framing others for it.

Someone I can relate to

Finally someone who shares my hobby

So, what's your kill count? Mines is 68

Mines 65. Some weird dude in a blue suit and a gold star badge (probably a kindergarten sticker) told me im not allowed to run over kids with my 2020 Chevy Silverado and that im "under arrest".

Stupid cops, always gotta ruin the fun.

He definitely wasnt a cop, that guy wasn't shooting the black man in my backseat

Who could he be? A klansman?

Nah he was wearing blue

Like a dark blue too, not black but pretty close

...a wizard maybe

That would make more sense as he had some weird hat that also had a star on it.

A wizard that kills black men eh?

Am I right?

Definitely

In kids

you both are hella relatable

Fr

You get a follow

tysmmmi follow u too

sameeeeeeeee i can get away with virtually anything and people dont even suspect me

I have the exact same role in this murder mystery that's based on something entirely different LOL 8q31re.jpg (click to show)

WHY I DIE

You are Pisces too?

Yeah

memechat????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sure