this is america

Call of duty team deathmatch be like:

´murica

God bless Murican Texas squared, baby! Ahhh yeaeaeahhh.

Not that surprised, its Texas after all

Captain America isn't the real captain america because he doesn't use a gun.

Fax though

Oh well ig I'm wrong

Real

I'm from texas i know how it is

tragic, but (at least partially) deserved

OH wait until someone tries to rob a american mall... They would look like swish cheese on a bad day

dude texas is in america

i know

oh the irony

Unfortunately this didn't actually happen in 'murica, but in Brazil

weres the deagle

Bozo knocked

*laughs in texan*