Sorry if I'm late, but yes.

Judging by your latest memes, I can tell you've probably tried to kill a few people who have a negative opinion on Taylor Swift. But hey, that's just the average Swiftie.

Well, I have news for you.

I have never actually intentionally tried to kill anyone, especially not just because they have a negative opinion on Taylor Swift. If I did, I would be just as much of a monster as her fake fans are.

Also, even though I literally love the woman more than anything that exists and have an unquenchable desire to marry her, even I have standards on what is acceptable Swiftie behavior and what isn't. I don't go to her concerts for a reason.

So the next time you feel the urge to hate on Taylor Swift or her fans, make sure you have your facts straight on the differences between a real Swiftie and a fake one. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why the f would you marry someone who doesn’t know you exist and probably never will