*surprisingly calmly but harshly*
"..will you honestly shut the f*** up? I'm not gonna take this from someone not even half as tall as me. Look at you. You wear dark clothes to try to look cool (you don't), you smoke and your hair is faded, just like Patty and Selma. Probably for the same reasons. What else? Oh yeah, you relentlessly harass innocent people who have done nothing to you. Not only that, but not even your cronies side with you. You're pathetic. Now get out of my face."