Return - Chapter 3 - The Hunt Is On

Supernova was out in the woods, atop a large rock. With how long his life was, it was just nice to sometimes sit in the middle of nowhere for a few hours and contemplate life.

Around half a mile away, Sniper and Interitus were plotting.

Interitus: Okay, we can finally do what i’ve been waiting for for about 500 years.

Sniper: You’re 500 years old?!

Interitus: I’m 2,000 years old.

Sniper: Damn… anyways, uhh… should I take the shot?

Interitus: Go ahead…

Sniper raised his railgun and propped it up on a flat stone. He kneeled, and raised his eyes, or well, cameras, uhh… you get the idea- towards the scope of the rifle.

The crosshair slowly gravitated to Supernova, who was innocently watching the sunset. It was too bad he had to die. But Sniper did not want to mess with someone like Interitus…

Suddenly, Supernova looked around. Sniper almost dropped his gun at the sight of being caught by someone like this, and soon enough, he had put on his helmet and grabbed his scythe.

Supernova: Oh, Lord…

He flew over to Sniper, and grabbed him by the neck. Interitus raised his sword and tried to slice him in half, but missed.

Sniper: SHIT-

Supernova: I can’t F**KING GET A BREAK IN ANY F**KING PLANET, GALAXY, OR UNIVERSE! THERE’S ALWAYS SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Interitus: Maybe if you hadn’t paid attention you wouldn’t be so mad…

Supernova: NUH-UH! I’D BE DEAD!

Interitus: That’s the point.

Sniper: Please let me go. I’m only doing this because i’d be dead otherwise.

Interitus: Oh, now you’re playing the victim.

Sniper: This is way above my pay grade, i’m more used to 48-year old men in all-black suits with a katana.

Supernova: Interitus… i’m going to f**king beat you to death. And I won’t forget to destroy your hard drive.

Interitus pointed his sword at Supernova’s neck.

Interitus: If you know what’s good for you, you would just kill yourself here and now.

Supernova: I bet you could do that before me, since you think you’re so much better than me.

Sniper: This is gonna end with one of us dying, ain’t it?

Ooh

"NUH-UH"