How many lies have I been told?

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ERIKA! *raises hand up slowly*

ERIKA! *raises hand up slowly*

MERICA! *Storms beaches*

VIVA MÉXICO! *receives telegram*

How to make a nuke:

1. Buy Uranium-238.
2. Boil Uranium-238 into gas.
3. Run Uranium-238 through cell membranes and capture the Uranium-235 particles.
4. Obtain 33 pounds of enriched Uranium-235.
5. Buy 10 pounds of trinitrotoluene.
6. Encase trinitrotoluene inside a steel box.
7. Encase Uranium-235 in the same steel box with 90% concentration at minimum.
8. Place a fuse linking the trinitrotoluene to a switch either radio controlled or manually burned.
9. Detonate the trinitrotoluene causing nuclear fission and nuclear detonation.

Why

Thanks.....

Real

My 4-year-old cousin knows his dad’s name

grandmas name is not MIMI or NAMI

true

Fr tho

<-------- my little sister be like

Unless your name is Timmy Turner, and then... who knows.

That was awkward 😕 for me too, 🥹.