Rp with a clearly drunk Milo

Azuka: MILO WHAT DID YOU DRINK?!?

Milo: ;-;

Azuka: You do not have one?

Milo: I dew, youew meeeaan

Azuka: I am sorry....

Milo: :<

Azuka: *Leaves*

Milo: nuh

Azuka: *Grabs him* I am taking you to your owner!

Milo: *wiggles out*

nuh

Azuka: *Her eyes glow pink and Milo floats* YES YOU WILL!

Milo: aaaaaaaaaaa

Azuka: *Her eyes stop glowing* Fine. *Milo falls to the floor*

Milo: owwww

Azuka: Now who is your owner?!

Milo: stoopppp :<

Azuka: Who is your owner?

Milo: aapal jooc

Azuka: HOW MUCH?!?

Milo: onee

Azuka: Let me guess one barrel?

Milo: nuh

Azuka: THEN HOW DID YOU GET F*CKING DRUNK!?

Milo: idk

Azuka: BAD KITTY! BAD!!

Milo: :<

Azuka: Sorry you just made me angry....you want a cookie?

Astra: WHO LET YOU HAVE ALCOHOL

Milo: huuuh?

Astra: WHAT DID YOU DRINK

Milo: appol jooc

Astra: something tells me that wasn't apple juice -_-

Milo: yuh huh

Zxi: *points at sign* you have to be at least 21 to drink!

Tevan: hey, what's up?

Milo: uuguuhhuhughu appel jooc

Tevan: apple juice? That's what you're drunk off of?

Milo: yuhhhhhh

Tevan: yikes, that's kind of sad

Milo: dat mean :(((((((((((

Tevan: sorry, but I'm telling the truth *pats him on the head twice*

Milo: immmm not zaaddd im milo :(((((((((

Tevan: yikes, you really are drunk... I guess I have to take you home to your owner

Milo: okkkkkkkkeeeeee

Tevan: *picks him up* so who do you live with?

Milo: ooh uhh *makes portal*

Tevan: hmph, that's useful

Milo: Yuh

*goes through it*

*he bonks into an invisible wall, but milo goes through*

Tevan: ow... What the?..

Milo: byyyye

Milo: wizuuu

Tevan: wizu? Haven't heard that name

Milo: *falls asleep*

Tevan: *sighs and mutters under this breath* this cat is lucky I'm not flatout drunk right now...

*sleeping*

*taps it*

*sleeping*

*shakes Milo slightly*

Milo: huh?

Tevan: I'm trying to get you home, help me out here cat.