Rp with obviously drunk Saike

Rizu: skill issue 💀

Saike: nuhhhuuuhhh

Rizu: bro drinks alcohol 💀

Saike: jusss oooone bowwwwwll of SAK...e

Rizu: total skill issue lmao

Saike: SHUTUPPPP

Rizu: neverrrrrrr

Saike: aaaaAAAaaAAAaAAAAAAA

Rizu: alcohol stinkyyyy

Saike: saaaake is jusss ricceee

Rizu: still alcohol

Saike: nuhhh uuuuu- *falls asleep*

Rizu: *drags him home*

Saike: Chizzzzzzzzzz

Rizu: *sets him on his couch* major L

Saike: *sleeping*

Shai: DONT DO DRUGS KIDS, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS IDIOT

Saike: i didn't drugs..

just one boool of saaake

Shai: Alcohol counts as drugs

Saike: nuh... sake is jussss riceeeeeee

Shai: Then why are you drunk

Saike: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shai: Seeeeeeeee, dont get drunk bro

Saike: shuutututututuuutttt uuuuu- *falls asleep*

Shai: *Carries him home*

Saike: chizzzzzzzzzzz

*Ain't no way bro snores like that 💀*

Astra: what did you do this time

Saike: juss onnn boool of sake....

Astra: ... What?

Saike: I just haaaaaand one bowl of saaake

Astra: I don't know what that is but I'm guessing it's some form of alcohol.

Saike: nuh uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Astra: care to explain why you're slurring your speech then?

Saike: uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Astra: *sigh* come on bud, I'll get you home.

Saike: ooookkkk- *falls asleep*

Astra: -_-

*She puts him over her shoulder and starts carrying him back to his house*

Saike: chizzzzzzzzz

Astra: doesn't matter what you drank, you're SILLY when you're drunk.

Saike: *sleeping*

*Astra gets to saike's house and sets him on the couch, then she leaves a note for when he wakes up*

The note: for saike

In case you don't remember, I found you walking around drunk last night. You said you had one bowl of "sake" which I assume is some kind of alcohol. You said it wasn't but I highly doubt that. Anyway I hope you're feeling better by the time you're reading this

-astra

Anne: *walks in*

Uh... who are you?

Astra: you don't remember me? I'm a friend of saike.

Anne: Maybe..

(sorry if im forgetting, im tired and sick)

(it's ok)

Astra: sorry for intruding, I probably should've knocked first.

Anne: Ok..

So what happened?

Astra: he was lost and I brought him back home. He fell asleep on the way.

Anne: Ok

*cat who looks like Ripley walks in*

Cat: Mrow

Astra: aww, I didn't know you got a cat

*She kneels down and puts a hand out towards it*
(Guessing this is important since you specified that)

Anne: Yea, Frankie brought them

*she has Frankie in her hands*

(yea, because rizu had a panic attack when she saw him)

Astra: two??

*She gets back up since the cat doesn't seem like it wants to go near her*

Anne: Yea.. he called rizu to get the other cat, but for some reason she had a panic attack when she saw them

*puts down Frankie and she rubs up against Astras legs*

Astra: both me and her had a very bad experience with a kitian who looks VERY similar to that one.

*She gives Frankie head scratches*

Anne: Oh...

Saike: uhgghhg

Astra: I could tell you about what happened, but you do NOT want to know what happened to him by the end of it.

Anne: I don't know If I want to know..

Astra: you probably don't.

Anne: Ok

Saike: Chihehe....

Astra: oh God not again

Saike: chihehehe *laughing in his sleep*

Astra: last time I heard that laugh very bad things happened

Anne: Thats just his laugh...

Astra: ... This is another thing you don't want to know.

Anne: Ok, I want to know about it because it concerns my dad

Astra: *sigh* ok... I found him dead on the ground one day with stab wounds on his chest. I used my nanotech to repair the damaged organs and seal up the wound, then I tried to jump-start his heart with electricity

It worked but then his heart rate kept going up and up until eventually he jumped up and started laughing like crazy while his eyes were glowing blue

Anne: Oh ok

*she seems like she already knew*

Astra: ... Wow, you handled that well. I thought you'd be more concerned

Anne: No, he was actually scary at one point

Astra: ... What?

Anne: Like when he was fighting Nacla, he had spider legs out of his back

Astra: I don't think I've heard about this...

Anne: He took a direct stab in the chest to save me

Astra: :O

Anne: Yea

Astra: ... I guess I didn't expect that from the unconscious lump on the couch

Anne: He just has a day of the month where he drinks lots of sake

Astra: ah, so it is alcohol.

Anne: Yea, at least he doesn't hit me, and try to kill me when hes drunk, hes actually nice

Astra: I can confirm, he's just a silly lil' guy.

Anne: :)

Frankie: *yawn*

*Astra picks up Frankie*

Saike: *wakes up* wha...

Astra: hi
*She sets Frankie on his chest*

Saike: whhhats goinggon?

*pats Frankie*

Astra: looks like you're not sober yet -_-

I brought you home

Saike: ohhh okok is ittthe 13th?

Astra: uhh... Sure

(Idk when the rp takes place)

Saike: ohhhhhnoooo it ss uh *falls asleep*

Astra: :/

Anne: Yea..

(I gotta go to bed IRL. Gn)

(ok gn)

(also: imgflip.com/i/8emy3d)

(I sawed)