DRIVING THROUGH ALABAMA, I STOPPED TO HELP A YOUNG COUPLE; THAT'S REALLY KIND OF YOU; THEY ROBBED ME, STOLE MY CAR, AND TIED ME UP, NAKED, BENT OVER THE GUARD RAIL! I'LL BET AN ALABAMA STATE TROOPER STOPPED TO HELP; YES! HE UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND SAID "THIS JUST AIN'T YOUR DAY, IS IT?"!
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