he is not joking

15. Commit 9/11 Again

11 ain’t that bad, I drink the water out of public restrooms. Win-win scenario

if i had to any of this (wich I really don't wanna), I would stalk bc its legal (no sex or murder or destruction of property🚫🍆🍑🔪🌊🗼💩🔥🪖👶🧑‍🍳🔪🐢)

its only creepy

*insert mission passed gta san andreas theme*

+500 respect

Number 6 is my go-to whenever life starts to get a bit dull, it always cheers me up hearing the sound of screaming in a fire

“Not gay as long as you have socks on” 🤣

Number 10 is so relatable

13, trick or treat!

He has a point with 4

#13 IS WILD 💀💀💀

kfc chicken man

lmao

whats homie sex

Lemme show you lil dude

im gonna stab you in the lung

already did myself m8

basically gay sex