Im not dreamsexual im areomantic

Happened to me once

I thought it was gonna be cute and wholesome because of the title and some of the tags

IT WAS A LOLICON/P@EDOPHILLIA FIC

The title was something like “a day out with dad” and it was an AU of one of the characters being a child with the headcanon dad and I thought it was gonna be sweet because of the child’s backstory

BUT NO

I had never wanted to bleach my eyes out so bad

What the fu

That’s what I said 😭 now I pay attention to tags

why didn't you stop reading 🤨

UUUUUHHH THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY...!

lollll

*casually climbs inside of a TARDIS to see when that day is*

DID YOU SAY TARDIS? I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED?

Oh..? Yeah I said TARDI-

the fact that you had to specify that you're not dreamsexual is making me hate Dream stans even more
and I'm a DSMP fan :/
but anyways like the best named fics have the tags that belong in the dark web 💀

it was mostly bc someone asked me if i was "dReAmSeXuAl????" in my last post

that's f**king stupid-

Ikr!

DSMP?????? TF