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Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on
5. Consume a toddler! Easy, tasty and nutritious food
6. Arson! Nothing quite like burning an orphanage
7. Kidnapping Grandpa's! everyone loves to kidnap
8. stabbing turtles! we just love to stab turtles dont we?
9. Stalking! Stare into the windows of your fellow neighbors while they're sleeping. They'll find it hilarious
10. Throwing bricks at homeless! That's always fun.
11. Shitting in a water tower! Always relaxing

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Anyway here’s a bedtime story

Once upon a time thedbgrader42 went to bed the end

zzzzz...

Thats a howwible story

well it’s the only one you get so go to sleep

I'm working i dont do that waste of time you mortals call sleep

I don’t sleep and I’m immortal

For some reason I can still get food poisoning

Oh oof

Dab me up immortal to immortal

Fantasy world

sleep harder

Skill issue

quite truly.

Msmg lore

I can but I'm choosing not to

Posting my thighs here for no reason

Nah

smash...

Real?

yeah..

Bet..

sorry im a femboy..i hope that dosent affect anything..

It's Oki...

memechat..?

That vent been through some shit

Wowser

Lil bro thinks he:

Go go gadget nuh uh