lol300 announcement template but straight to the point

Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on

Learn to take jokes

Fr

"Screaming in public restrooms prank-YEEAAAAAAAAAAUHAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHh..
YEUWUAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHHHh..
YUEEEAAAUEEEAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAA"

I need to try this

Bro I barely did it and people got annoyed Jesus new msmg is full of snowflakes or smth 😭

i didnt get annoyed

Coolio