puffers my cat btw

sweet

im petting it.
bottom line.
its mine now.

thats gonna be nearly impossible to pull off considering how much she hugs me

aww :c

no /srs she does not let go of me.

but you can pet she dont care

yaay

i would make you food and apologize for being a bad host

naw i would just say "my fauly fr" and walk out

"aw damn im so bad at this they left"

"nvm im back heres puffers"

"aww, yippee"

"dinner is on the table mf"

"aight bet"

"lemme know if you need anything at all"

Therapi will eat the cat ofc

im 6,3 im pretty damn sure u would be unable
just make sure puffers is fed

I yelled each word out step by step, the entire class was looking at me like I was a sick f**ker

*yells at housemate to take an allergy pill*

"Omg kitty!! Wait how did you get here-"

"yo spire heres puffers. is that name familiar?"

"Oh hi bro"

*stupidly happy because kitty*

"alright hold her then"
*tries to pull her off my sweater. its hopeless*
"ah..of course.."

*smiling like an idiot because even being around a cat gives me intense happiness"

*pulls her off and gives her to you*

*gently holds her, my face showing that I'm screaming in happiness on the inside*

*she meows like crazy and starts nuzzling your face*

My facial expression fr: 🥺

what

Oh hi Corpsyyyyyyy

Don't mind me, I just love cats

Steal puffers she sounds adorable

puffers can stay wit me

you can pet and hug
but the chances of you keeping her are damn near 0 because she always staying next to me no matter what