Pov: You oc finds saike like this

Astra: you literally just got married. Get back up here.

*She puts her hand on the wound and nanotech starts repairing it*

Saike: ...

*the wound is fully healed*

*Astra's hands turn into defibrillators*

Astra: GET

*shock*

BACK

*shock*

UP

*shock*

HERE

*shock*

Saike: *da dum*

*she waits a few seconds*

Astra: ... WAKE UP!

*Slaps him*

Saike: *ba bump ba bump*

Astra: ... Usually that works.

*his heartbeat speeds up*

Astra: ...
*Taps his forehead repeatedly because she's impatient*

*his heartbeat speeds up more*

Astra: ',:/

*speeds up 2x faster than a normal heart*

Astra: 0_0

*She tries putting nanotech into his blood to slow down his heart*

*it breaks through it, and goes faster*

Astra: >:(

*She puts in more*

*goes faster*

Astra: F*CK IT

*she puts her hand directly through his chest and manually makes the heart pump at the correct rate*

*it goes faster, breaking from her grip*

Astra: >:(((

*it goes 4x the speed*

*she puts her whole arm in and it morphs into a stabilizing device around the heart*

*It slows down and Astra disconnects her arm*

*as soon as she lets go, it goes 10x the speed*

(she didn't let go she just disconnected her arm and left it in there)

*it breaks through*

Astra: SH*T

*he jumps up, a burning teal in his eyes*

Astra: WTF

Saike: CHIHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

*Astra pulls her arm out of his chest and closes it back up on the way out*

Saike: CHIAHAHHAHAHHEHEHEHHEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

*she slaps him*

Saike: CHIHEHEHEHEHEHHE

Astra: S T O P

Saike: *stops to breath*

Astra: are you gonna act like a relatively normal person or are you gonna keep laughing like a maniac

Saike: IDKIHAVESOMUCHENERGY

Astra: ... I have an idea.

*She shocks him*

Saike: ZZZZZZZZZZTT

*his heart rate starts to slow back down*

Saike: CHIHAHHhahhahahhaha

X: SAIKE NOOOOOO

Saike: ...

X: Oh shit *Calls someone*

Saike: ...

X: Oh come on, what do you want? Fine......

*Saike wakes up a couple hours later*

Saike: ...

X: Saike you good?

Saike: …

X: I thought you said you healed him

???: I did

Saike: …

X: SAIKE WAKE UP

Saike: …

X: Give him another!

G???a: *The voice sounds familiar* Ok but my payments double

Saike: …

*Dark energy pulse*

Saike: *ba bump*

*More pulses*

*it speeds up*

*One more pulse*

*it speeds up to 2x the human heart*

X: Think it worked?

*it speeds up 3x the normal speed*

X: Thats not good

*it goes 4x the speed*

X: Pull the energy back, pull it BACK

*it goes 5x the speed*

???: *Slowing it down*

*it goes 10x the speed*

???: *Slowing it down more*

*he jumps up, with a burning teal in his eyes*

X: SAIKE

Gamma: *In demonic form*

Saike: CHIHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

X: Saike you died

Saike: CHIHEHEHHHAHAHAHHA

X: *Punches him in the face*

Saike: CHIHEHEHEHEHHEHW

X: SHUT UP

Saike: CHIHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

X: *Rips out his vocal cords*

Saike: CHIHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

Gamma: *Charging up Divine energy*

Saike: *runs off, giggling and laughing*

Gamma: *Blasts him in the back*

Saike: *stops*

Gamma: Dont worry, it wasn't that much

X: *Flies over* Done with your craziness

Saike: …

X: *Shakes him*

Saike: …

X: *checks Pulse*

*nothing*

X: Here we go again

*Saike wakes up 30 mins later*

Saike: *wake up noises*

X: *Keeping his energy at a steady rate*

Saike: Ugh…

X: You good

Saike: I think…

X: Ok, well, who did this, unless it was yourself somehow

Saike: My ex

X: Her name?

Saike: Yokubo

X: *Pulls out a clipboard* Spell that

Saike: Y o k u b o

X: *Writes it down*

Saike: Ok

X: *Puts it in his cloak* Ok thats another on my kill list

Saike: No, I’m killing her

X: Eh, I'll do something about it

Saike: Ok

X: Now you can just rest

Saike: Ok

X: *Sits down*