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The day that guy has to shut down SeaQuest will be the best day of my life

The day that guy has to shut down SeaQuest will be the best day of my life | The CEO of Seaquest: These aquariums don't allow my kids to touch all the animals and they say it's because they die of stress and will attack people if I do, let's open an aquarium chain where you can touch the animals, I'm sure nothing bad will happen; the animals: *die of stress and mishandling by a bunch of iPad kids and bite a bunch of kids because the barriers are too low*; The CEO of SeaQuest: | image tagged in memes,surprised pikachu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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damn we have a seaquest in a mall where i live
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I'm surprised that place hasn't started another pandemic yet, the amount of stress the animals take and the amount of people there seems like a breeding ground for some crazy new disease. The guy who started SeaQuest opened up an aquarium in Portland in 2012 and it shut down within a year because so many animals died, and the reason he started SeaQuest is because-get this-"There weren't many zoos and aquariums where my family could touch the animals". Like, wtf? This guy knows basically nothing about animals. SeaWorld is actually better because they actually give a crap about learning from their mistakes. They recently opened a park that has no orcas in Abu Dhabi, and they actually make exhibits that set new standards-penguin exhibits that mimic the seasons in Antarctica, dolphin tanks with tropical fish, trainers that give a crap about their animals (although the requirements to be a trainer are a bit questionable-you literally only need to now how to swim) a massive aquarium they plan to keep leatherback sea turtles in, replacing real animal attractions with *ahem* questionable welfare with virtual experiences (though not at the parks with the real animals-only at the newer ones)-meanwhile, SeaQuest just opens up new parks that still allow a bunch of iPad kids to touch and grope and stomp on living, breathing, thinking creatures like playtoys. No rule changes, no new standards. Literally all they care about is entertaining a bunch of complete braindead soccer moms and their single digit IQ children and making money. Some kids got bitten TWICE on two separate occasions by a giant otter-a species known to be quite aggressive if not taken care of well-because the barriers simply were too low. Just don't visit their parks. I'm not saying act like PETA and go do some stupid, shock-value based protest. Just don't visit, and tell your friends and family not to either. Hopefully they shut down soon. They are terrible, and just please visit a different aquarium. It'll be bigger, better, and much more ethical than this company. In fact, what town do you live in-I could find a better public aquarium nearby.
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The CEO of Seaquest: These aquariums don't allow my kids to touch all the animals and they say it's because they die of stress and will attack people if I do, let's open an aquarium chain where you can touch the animals, I'm sure nothing bad will happen; the animals: *die of stress and mishandling by a bunch of iPad kids and bite a bunch of kids because the barriers are too low*; The CEO of SeaQuest: