Silver wants this fire element so bad... He's willing to kill for it

killmote materilizes a gun

Galene: It is going to be hard but.....

Hayato: we're hitman, sir, not fully trained soldiers
Haruka: yeah! it's not in my job description that I have to die!
Hayato: Haruka, you're immortal-
Haruka: it still hurts!

Silver: it's a simple task. All I ask is you knock him out and bring him to me, snowflakes.

Haruka: how is that simple?!
Hayato: yes sir, we'll try our best
Haruka: but-! but-!
Hayato: Ruka, quiet *Haruka's mouth snapped shut, leaving the ghost boy to shout closed mouth insults at his exorcist master*

Silver: ah... Wonderful. Don't let me down now.

Hayato: yes sir. can we have some information about the target's whereabouts?

Silver: *does a small hand gesture* in the city [INSERT CITY NAME HEREEEE]

Haruka: Hosu city, eh? odd place for the last fire to be hiding
Hayato: perhaps he's a Hikikomori (type of extreme shut-in)
Haruka: maybe . . . welp! if that's the case, I could just phase into his house and unlock the door for ya! *the Kamaitachi (Japanese air spirit) did a kind of in-the-air cartwheel, making his exorcist master roll his eyes*

Silver: I'm glad you have a plan.

*Both hitmen nod to their boss before taking the info and heading out. Hayato hands the files to Haruka, who makes them disappear into the void*
Haruka: sooooo, is this a 'Haruka-act-normal' kind of trip or a 'Haruka-disappear' kind of trip?
Hayato: *looking at his phone* a 'Haruka-act-normal' kind of trip *Haruka sighed and began walking on the ground next to the exorcist*
Haruka: psh, you're no fun

*you near the bar where silver suggested the target may be*

*Haruka ran inside happily, knowing perfectly well he was incapable of getting drunk and could henceforth drink as much as he wanted. Hayato entered more normally looking around*

*Silver reaches forward and digs his fingernails into the man's arm, ice spreading over Silvers fingertips, spreading across the man's forearm*

*Hayato's eyes widened and Haruka dropped the stone as they stared in shock. Haruka looked up at Silver, aghast*
Haruka: N-Nanishiteruno?! *the wind spirit pulled Silver's arm out, Hayato hacking at the ice with his staff to stop its spread* you're gonna kill him, Orokana kuso yarō!

Silver: *his ice pauses* oh I'm not. His powers will just be stripped of him.

*a guy with red hair sits at the bar*

*Haruka runs over and hops onto the seat next to him*
Haruka: Yo! Is this seat taken?
Hayato: Haruka, ask that question before you sit down

???: uh... *Looks you up and down* No-

Haruka: great! *Haruka tapped the bar top to get the bartender’s attention before ordering a drink. Hayato offers the red-head an apologetic smile*
Hayato: sorry about him, he doesn’t get out a lot *Hayato sits on the other side of the man, resting his exorcism staff against the bar top very visibly*

*glances at the staff and swallows nervously*
???: it's... Alright. *Waves the bartender down* another shot please-

Haruka: I second that!
Hayato: pass, I don’t drink *Hayato bent down as if he was tying his boot or getting something off the floor, but instead he slipped a power seal on the man’s foot. Haruka meanwhile chatted up a storm fitting for a wind spirit, leaving the man distracted and preoccupied. Hayato tapped the staff against the seal, which glowed blue before sinking into the man’s skin. A wave of exhaustion hit the man*

*he leans his elbow on the bar and puts his head in his hand, slightly confused why he feels like that*

Haruka: woah, dude, you ok?

*he swallows*
???: ...yeah...

Hayato: here, why don’t we find you a place to lie down *the exorcist placed a hand on the man’s shoulder and eased him up. Haruka took his other shoulder, using wind to help prop him up*

*he's too exhausted to reject and just nods*

*The boy and his ghost helped the man into an alleyway, before lowering him on the ground and beginning to tie his arms and feet. Haruka smirks, bends down, and gives him a kiss*
Haruka: nighty night~ *Hayato then hit the man on the back of the head with his staff*

*he immediately knocks out cold and is still*

Haruka: Yay! That was way easier than I thought!
Hayato: don’t be too happy, we’ve still got to carry him back *Haruka groaned and picked the man up*
Haruka: can’t I just fly him?
Hayato: absolutely not. *Hayato starts walking away, the gold tabs on his staff clinking together* You’re supposed to be a normal human
Haruka: *muttering* like you’re a normal human

*There's a man eyeing them from a close by cross alley*

*Haruka looks the guy directly in the eyes and gives him a smile that clearly says “piss off”. Hayato and Haruka take their passed out target to Silver, Haruka plopping him on the desk before dusting off his hands*
Hayato: here’s your target

Silver: *Smiles at you* wonderful. *Sets a small bag on the table*

*Haruka took it eagerly, smiling as he opened the bag and took out a spirit stone mixed in with the money. The Kamaitachi laughed and licked the smooth stone gleefully as Hayato took the bag from his spirit servant. The exorcist frowned thoughtfully at the fire spirit, troubled by something*
Hayato: . . . what’s going to happen to him *Haruka looked up and raised an eyebrow*

Silver: Would you like to see?

Hayato: yes, please
Haruka: *whispering* あなたに何が入ったのですか？
Hayato: 黙ってそのままやってください!

What’s f*cking funny is that many people assume I’m normal…but I am fire*

Violet: What if I told you I can get one..

Carl: I may be indescructable but i can still feel pain! plus in 12!

Silver: oh your not the one that will be feeling the pain.

Carl:wot

Elita-1: Sir, we don't kill people. We hit them hard enough to knock them out, and bring them alive.
Chromia: Yeah, killing isn't really our flask of Energon.
Hashtag: Elita-1 and Chromia are right. We really aren't the kind to kill. Go ask the Decepticons, or something.
Strongarm: Or get a team of humans to do your dirty work.

Silver: I apologize for not specifying, you don't have to kill him. Just bring him to me. And I'll finish it.

*Elita-1 shrugs*
Elita-1: Okay. Will do. We'll be back before you can say pnumenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ten times in a row.

Silver: *gives a little smile* good.

*they all transform into their alternate forms and they leave*

*he sighs*

Middo:ya do realize i may not come ba-

Silver: yes.

Middo:look im-

Silver: it is a simple task. *His smile fades away*

Middo:*nods*