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i thought you left

I did and I’m still gone I just come back and reply to some comments every few months or so

i never wanted to
but buds who wanted someone to do the shit
"When your tall friend becomes a lesbian and takes美元56 when I give you oral sex 2"

Idk if your satire or not but I will say the real translation “when your short friend becomes a femboy and sucks your dick for 56 dollars”