General Zod's standards has fallen. Used to be he'd threaten to pop your head like a zit if you didn't "Kneel before Zod!" Now he has to make up BS charges in court to break a person's will.
JACK SMITH ARRESTS DONALD TRUMP; WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT DONALD TRUMP ONCE ORDERED PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION AND SUBJECTED EMPLOYEES TO THIS TERRIBLE OFFENCE; BTW DO YOU LIKE MY KLAUS SCHWAB-STAR TREK WARDROBE? I GOT IT SPECIAL FOR THIS KANGAROO KOURT
