I telleth thee, such absurd poppycock was unpresent when we used quill pens and ink with which to write down our tales of woe an

Title got cut off, the whole title is:

"I telleth thee, such absurd poppycock was unpresent when we used quill pens and ink with which to write down our tales of woe and lore"

I think I could've done better. I'm a bit of an Anglophile (I'm obsessed with England, 'Anglo' referring to the Anglo-Saxons and '-phile' referring to an obsession or someone with an obsession).

I probably could've left the title blank and said in the comments:

"I telleth thee now, with great certainty, such absurd and obscene poppycock was entirely and wholly unpresent during that glorious golden age in which writers of prose used goose feather pens and fine ink with which to inscribe their tales of great heroes of lore and valour onto the pages of legend, and forever engrave their mark on history."

you type your title like Luisa Elliot

Thank you. Also, N's right, Luisa's fan is dumb.

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