im gonna gaslight myself into thinking this didnt happen bc no one can convince me this was real this was a genuine fever dream

💅💅💅STEALING IN THE STUDIO💅💅💅

wwwWWWEELLCOME BACK FOLKS TO A DEL STORYTIME ‼️ for those of u who are new to this we are going to start off with some ✨background information✨ first... for the past 13 years i have been dancing at a small dance studio. at the end of 2022, the ownership transferred to two millennials, one who had been dancing at the studio basically since it was invented. as time went on from there, many people started complaining about money missing. soon in mid 2023 it was discovered that a 5th grader at the time (we'll name her Cee) had been stealing everyone's money. oh btw it wasnt like 1 dollar bills or anything no she took like $40 each from like anyone who had that much. the stealing was so bad that my friend had to get a LOCK for her bag, and we all had to put our bags in the studios (the classrooms basically) so we wouldnt have to worry abt things being taken while we were in class.

oh btw, i totally predicted it was Cee because there was already speculation abt her or some random 6th grade guy doing the stealing, plus one time money went missing while we were all in rehearsal and Cee was just randomly there for no reason like she had zero rehearsals that day it was so weird

anyways Cee got caught but for some reason the owners let her stay 💀 idk why

So over time people's things were starting to go missing too. It wasnt really money anymore, but instead specific items like expensive clothing, DANCE SHOES (that is NASTY), SOCKS?!!?!?!?, and sweatpants. i think jewelry too but i might be mistaken but like i wouldnt be surprised.

so finally today was a regular ballet class. we were at barre when this random girl i will call Abby runs in and says "MY SWEATPANTS ARE MISSING" and so we were all told to check our bags. ofc the sweatpants were nowhere in sight. so instantly everyone started coming forward to my teacher, who was also the co owner, and told her abt all the clothes in the past that went missing. many people from Cee's level were missing sweatshirts, flannel pants, and socks. people in the highest level were missing more expensive things, such as dance shoes, higher quality sweatshirts and sweatpants, and apparnetly one time Abby was going to borrow a lululemon tank crop top from these two girls but BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN TAKE IT HOME SOMEONE TOOK IT. and everyone was so confused bc these were such specific items 😭😭

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so we all gathered in the studio and ofc everyone thought it was Cee. i felt bad but then i was like okay thats what u get for stealing everyone instantly suspects u???? people were running in and out of the room checking spots they think of. i had ideas for where they mgiht be but i was terrified to speak up bc i thought they would think *I* took it!!! everyone started talking abt how weird it was the person who was stealign was stealing such specific stuff. everyone started mentioning stuff they had lost in passing. actually in passing Cee was accused of like missing waterbottles and stuff but she kept persisting it wasnt her so everyone gave up

okay so then we all sat down and the teacher talked to us abt what her plan was and then she told us to grab all our valuables and put them inside. tbh i literally bring nothing but my beat up 3 year old jazz shoes and heels, and my horribly dead pointe shoes. but they were expensive. but also like, i knew no one would want to steal MY shoes and if anyone did i would start hollering abt how absoltuely NASTY that is. so i grabbed my sweatshrit and garbage bag pants and put the $4 i brought in my phone case and brought it all inside. we all put our stuff down and waited for the teacher to come back but as soon as she rushed into the door a whole bunch of kids came in and said "[teacher] THERES A HUGE GARBAGE BAG FULL OF CLOTHES NEXT TO THE WATER DISPENSER" this girl went RUNNING out of the room and hauled this huge black garbage bag in and dumped out ALL THE LITTLE KIDS' MISSING CLOTHES 😭😭😭😭 AND SOME OF THE OLDER KIDS CLOTHES TOO 💀 we could not BELIEVE all the missing clothes were in this bag and we were FLOORED like we literally all started laughing so hard 💀💀💀💀💀 and me and a bunch of girls started screaming "THIS ISNT REAL THIS ISNT REAL" and someone said "THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF SCOOBY DOO" and someone said "WAS THERE A DOLLAR SIGN ON IT" and i was like "WAS SOMEONE GONNA PUT ON A SKI MASK AND TIPTOE ON OUT" and someone was like "THATS LITERALLY A SANTA SACK" and im like no girl thats the GRINCH 😭😭😭 i havent laughed that hard in ballet class in YEARS

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anyways class carried on and we went out of the room and everynoe was still talkign abt the stolen stuff. there was speculation it was just the cleaners who didnt know where to put it but a lot of the missing stuff disappeared in the mornings on weekends, in the afternoon, weekday nights, or in between classes/rehearsals soooo... anwyays i was still in disbelief i was like "GUYS THIS WAS LITRRALLY STAGED LIKE IS THERE A HIDDEN CAMERA" and someone was like "OMG WE ARE LITERALLY IN A REALITY SHOW" and then we all suspected the acting teacher set us up (oh btw NO ONE CHECKED THE BAGS OF THE ACTING KIDS??? JUST ASSUMED THE BALLET KIDS DID IT SMH) and i felt so flabbergasted i burst out "I AM THOROUGHLY FLUMMOXED"

also when we left we thoguht my sister's heels were stolen and there was a great uproar but it turns out she just left4 them in the car lol

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dayum

all that happened after we hung up?

YES AND ASHLEY SAT OTU OF THE WHOLE CLASS AND SHE WAS GLARING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME FOR SOME REASON

SMH

FR LIKE THE AUDACITY

idek why she was sitting out tbh 😭 shes been lowkey emo lately

smh

TONITE WILL BE THE NITE THAT I WLL FALL FOR U

LMAOAOO

Can't read all of that.. someone put Subway surfers gameplay, family guy funny moments, minecraft parkour, and a text to speech voice, and I will read all of that..

then dont bother commenting 🎀
i dont need to know who doesnt want to read it 😭

Why do you have dancing kleptomaniacs

idk its so weird 😭

okay but like why did they just pile it up to haul the whole bag out like the ring cameras arent gonna suspect a kid pulling out a huge garbage bag filled to the brim

Theft fetish? 🥶

what

🏴‍☠️

Whaaaa-

yes

you was in a family guy funny moments video 😭

THAT WAS A SIMULATION WE JUST ALL GASLIT OURSELVES INTO THINKING THAT HAPPENED OR SOMETHING

Can’t read allat i’m afraid

that sounds like a you problem i'm afraid

I don’t cramp up randomly every month i fear

but u cramp up every time i kick u in the balls i fear

mf does that even hurt ppl anymore

we'll see when i pull up

You are damn near a foot shorter than me tf are you gonna do

buddy arent u 6'0 im only half a foot shorter

Same thing
Ur still not doing shit I fear

u havent seen my leg muscles i fear

Mf you haven’t seen mine either
I’d kick you to narmia tf

not if i kick u first 💯

I think my gun would stop you from kicking me first

😿

uhm uhm

not if i kick u first

Im gonna shoot you

not if i kick u first!!1!! 🤓‼️

Average day for me

wow

Yeah, for instance when we were performing a play in December all of the younger actors (7-8) brought blankets and stuffed animals and set up their own areas backstage 😭. Me and the other technicians had to crack down on them.

Huh

Me and my friend also almost fell out of the bed of a truck durning those performances, good times.

rip 😭

Just recently we almost fell off a cliff together 😂

i almost fell off a super steep hill once

We always be nearly dying together

wow thats so wholesome of u guys

Ikr it’s so fun

yes

did they steal something

Yeah one kid used someone else’s Nintendo switch and also somehow knew someone’s phone password

thats not stealing 😭 was it consented or not

It was not, the girls were very made at him, lol bro was like 11 too he should’ve known better

oh ew lol its always the 11 year olds

Fr