Double the East

One goes to Middle East the other to the Far East

but if the sun rises in the east does that mean there are two suns?

Ah yes
From the east coast to the east

It took "no your other right" to a whole new level

Man hasn’t looked at a compass for a while

the middle of the east

"Never Eat Soggy Eat"

I will cover the Eastern seaboard in tin foil, then get a giant magnet, thus allowing me to pull the East in a Westernly direction, thereby returning West to the compass rose!

West: The forgor about me