Can't argue with that / technically not wrong

ey more espresso less depresso

Therefore depression is life

Gun protec, gun attac, gun open six pac

...No, seriously, I've used my Makarov to open more beers than I've actually shot it.

Heard of a case where a bullet actually "fixed" a guy's depression. As far as I know, he's still alive.

Brain injuries change personality. As a rule of thumb, they seem to always magnify the worst aspects of a personality. I did know someone who went from an argumentative and violent jerk to a very placid guy though.

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