I'm also writing a guide how to survive.

Just buy one lmao

My m*m thinks I'm crazy when she knows damn well that this shit is gonna happen

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WHAT IS A DOOMSDAY CLOCK

Search it up.

I personally don't believe end times are near

I'm preparing either way. You should too.

Yeah alright you do you

What

Basically, it is like an indicator of when the end of the world happens. If said clock hits midnight, it's the apocalypse. Right now, the clock is 90 seconds away from midnight

I thought it used to be closer

2023 is the closest we've ever been before now. Not even during the cold War we're this close

Yeah you’re right, my bad. I thought we were at a minute once.

Nah, I'm just saying how wild the situation is.

I can’t wait for nuclear war.

I think I'm save from where I am, I mean, I'm practically in an island in the middle of the ocean. What strategic advantage does anyone have by nuking us?

You probably have the risk of fallout traveling in the northern hemisphere air currents and landing there, depending on where that island is.

I think technically the safest places are New Zealand, south Australia, Iceland, and the tip of Argentina. Don’t know, I’d have to look it up again.

Basically some scientist spin a a handle around a clock based on how much conflict there is in the world. The longest distance it can be away is 15 minutes to midnight. Midnight means the apocalypse is imminent, implied to be a nuclear apocalypse.

Ah

Yeah, you can look up the new one, it’s out rn, still out at 90 seconds though like last year.. and the year before that.

I have an old one but what’s happening?

Wha