So, we were on the way home and we just washed the car.
The windshield was COVERED in dead bugs before
My dad was driving, my mom was in the passenger seat, and I was in the back.
Mom said something along the lines of "how the hell did you see through all of that?"
And as soon as dad took a breath to make some sarcastic remark, I said this:
"He used his eyes"
And we were dying laughing for several minutes after that.
Dad was going to say something like "I looked for whatever moved" but clearly I had achieved superior comedy
