Try to make Saike cry, without physically hurting him (non canon)

Astra: can't do that without emotional damage, and that would count as hurting.

I'll change the title to physical hurting

Astra: *sneakily looks up how to deal maximum emotional damage*

Saike: Hey.. don't cheat

Astra: *menacing grin*

Saike: What do you got?

(did you actually search that up?)

(nope. I'm just using memes)

Astra: your mother

Saike: Dude

Thats f**ked up

I don't know my mom

Astra: at least you have one.

Saike: Might as well not have one, the only family member I have is my f**king dad, y'know

The devil

Astra: you'll have to be more specific than "the devil". There's tons of 'em at this point

Saike: I dont wanna say his name, whenever in dont have respect for a person, I wont call them by their name, but this dude

*holds up photo*

Astra: ... Oh

Saike: Yea.. and if you know how he is

Think of him as your DAD

Ivan: I killed your girlfriend before your marriage and all of your friends! :)

Saike: Weak sauce

Ivan: I destroyed your weapons! I destroyed your favorite item and killed your girlfriend in the afterlife! :)

Saike: .-. this is boring

Ivan: I closed down Waffle House.

Saike: *crying* NOOOO F**K YOUUUU

Lmao

Matt: SAIKE THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

Saike: Ok

*a tower falls behind them*

Saike: Huh

Matt: told ya

Saike: Ok

Blook: "insert sad thing that'll totally make Saike cry"

Saike: Cheater

X: Ima force you to eat Applebees

Saike: Yea

X: I gotta go though

Saike: Ok

Saike: *crying* NOOOOOOOO

X: *Puts on glasses and turns around* Got em *Explosion behind him*

Saike: *crying*

X: Alright thats enough I was kojing, we're not eating that garbage

Saike: ohthankgodthankeverything

X: Wanna get some waffles?

Saike: Sure

*At the restaurant*

X: So I heard waffles are good food

Saike: Yea

X: I need to try more human food

Saike: Better than Applebees

X: Hahahah

Waiter: You guys didn't want anything else?

Saike: Not me, X?

X: Nah, Im good

Saike: Ok

X: Damn these are good

Saike: Yea

X: I need to try more

Saike: Yup

X: Welp that was good

Saike: Yea

*Waffles are served*

X: Ooh, they look good

Saike: Yup

X: *Crunch* Oh thats good

Saike: Yea, add a bunch of syrup

X: *Adds* ok

Saike: *eats*

X: Om- *Delight*

Saike: Its good, right?

X: yessssssssssssssssssss