how is his goofy ass getting married?

Traveler: He's getting a wife and he's been here for less time.

I've been here for more than 4000 years and i only got loved once

Saike: Nuh uh, i've been here longer

X: My goofy ass somehow got a girlfriend

Saike: Did I tell you how I met Cae?

X: *A whole f*cking setup* No you haven't

Saike: Ok, here

(have I told you?)

(No lol)

Saike: I walked up to her and said "hey, did you fall from heaven? because your face is all f**ked up" Then I invited her to a party, and the next morning I told he I loved her

X: Weirdest way to pull a women

Saike: Yea

(fun fact: saike has pushed along 2 couples to get together)

X: W

(Matt and Violet and X and Tekai Im guessing)

Saike: Im just so excited

(no, atlas and Eli, and x and tekai)

X: Good

(Oh I see)