Ringo: Thomas was resting in the shed when Percy barged in
P: Thomas! Sir Topham Hatt has been murdered!
T (In Mind): *Think, Thomas. Did you do that?*
T: O-oh really? That's awful!
P: And you're the number one suspect!
T: Me? Why would I be the number one suspect? That's preposterous!
P: Probably because you recorded yourself running him down repeatedly and put it on Youtube
T: Really? I totally didn't remember that, are you sure?
P: Of course I'm sure as hell, it's all over the news!
T: Oh, hmmm.... That can't be too good for my reputation. Since when do you watch the news?
P: That's besides the point. Why on earth did you do that?!
T: Do what?
P: KILL SIR TOPHAM HATT!
T: Sir who?
P: The Fat Controller
T: Oh, him, I totally didn't kill him
P: There's video evidence all over the internet, Thomas. The police are gonna track you down and scrap you!
T: No they're not
P: How do you know?
T: Cuz if they did, I'll just run them down like I did to Fat Controller
P: So you DID kill him!
T: I never said I didn't
P: Yes you did just then!
T: Are you calling me a liar?!
P: Yes, I am calling you a liar
T: Hm, fair enough
P: So, why 'd ya do it then?