PC: SO IT'S A BEAR BEASTHIDE SHIFTER RACE WITH AN ASCENDANT DRAGON MONK CLASS. DM: OKAY COOL. WHAT'S THE BACKSTORY? PC: MY VILLAGE WAS ATTACKED WHEN I WAS A BABY BUT MY MOM HID ME IN A CRATE. I WAS ACCIDENTALLY DELIVERED TO A RESTAURANT AND ADOPTED BY A CHEF. I SPENT MY YOUNG LIFE IDOLIZING THE GREAT KUNG FU MATTERS. DM: WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO-; SKIDOOSH
