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SAYS HE'S FIGHTING FOR YOU... BUT EVERYTHING OUT OF HIS MOUTH INVARIABLY REVOLVES AROUND HIMSELF. SAYS "THEY’RE NOT COMING AFTER ME; THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU AND I’M JUST STANDING IN THEIR WAY,"... EXCEPT YOU DON'T NEED A SHIELD AGAINST "THEM" IF YOU'VE COMMITTED NO CRIME. INSISTS HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG... BUT LIKE EVERY LYING CROOK, HIS STORY KEEPS CHANGING. PROMISED TO "DRAIN THE SWAMP"... BUT ONLY MADE IT WORSE, WASTED TWO FULL YEARS OF LEGISLATIVE SUPER-MAJORITY F---ING OFF ON THE GOLF COURSE.
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