Random shitpost number 66

Me bc I'm an animal in bed

Gjyg wants to know your location

Bring him to me

Yes, uhh
Is it maam or sir

Whatever you want, I'd prefer ma'am though

We're you born as a boy or as a girl

Male

OK SIR

I saw this shit on reddit
Rare oklahomer w

lmao, which mascot is the first to get detained though?

The one that silly stringed a dudes soda

Lmfao

Then the bull looking one that almost fought a dude at half time

Rip the USF mascot fr

Indeed

As much as I think it would be funny if it became actual law,

1. Violates cruel and unusual punishments. Even if it did pass, someone’s bound to take it to the Supreme Court.

2. If passed, anyone can just claim they’re a furry to skip school. The bill prohibits anyone that identifies as a furry from even going to or participating in school. Therefore, it’s going to be abused by people who want to skip class.

Wdym

Oklahoma becoming relevant for doing something so absurd it’s hilarious.

What did Oklahoma do

Oh lord, how do I explain this?

O-o

Yeah, the news is having a field day

LMAO
THATS DUMBER THEN I AM

WAIT I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT I HAVE A SCREENSHOT OF THE BILL!

LMFAO
WHAT
as a furry, I genuinely find this TO BE SO STUPID

I know, same. Also it can’t pass because it’s unconstitutional. You can easily sue and make it to the Supreme Court even without backing from a good lawyer or an organization.

Plus it will be detrimental. Anyone can just claim to be a furry just to skip class lmao.

Lmao

Anyone can just claim to be a furry just to skip class
Can being a supposed "furry" get one in jail?

Technically this violates Cruel and Unusual Punishments cause it says they’ll be taken by animal control. If they were just taken to jail, then it would be hard to argue without a good lawyer.

I genuinely f**king hate this rn
This is f**king cruel to furries
Their lawmakers are probably just 7 year olds that haven't matured and don't know furries aren't just pieces of shit

Bro that’s what everyone else is saying (besides people like me who think it’s hilarious this is an actual bill). I agree with you. It’s also such a waste of taxpayer dollars.

its so stupid its fake

The bill is actually real which is funnier

it aint gonna pass

Because it can’t, and if it could pass it can easily be taken to the Supreme Court:

1. Violates cruel and unusual punishments. Even if it did pass, someone’s bound to take it to the Supreme Court.

2. If passed, anyone can just claim they’re a furry to skip school. The bill prohibits anyone that identifies as a furry from even going to or participating in school. Therefore, it’s going to be abused by people who want to skip class.

I would imagine Oklahoma would have the support to pass it but it violates laws already in place and possibly the constitution/constitutional rights.

stupid

Ngl I think it would be funny if this got passed.

IT CAN’T EVEN STAND UP TO THE CONSTITUTION XDDDDDDD

IKR >w<

Said this to skibble but it applies ig;

As much as I think it would be funny if it became actual law,

1. Violates cruel and unusual punishments. Even if it did pass, someone’s bound to take it to the Supreme Court.

2. If passed, anyone can just claim they’re a furry to skip school. The bill prohibits anyone that identifies as a furry from even going to or participating in school. Therefore, it’s going to be abused by people who want to skip class.

yup

its stupid in every way possible we dont need another "x lives matter" movement

Fr