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"But we're also going to place strong protections to stop banks and regulators from trying to de-bank you. From your— you know, your political beliefs, what they do. They want to de-bank you, and we're going to de-bank— think of this. They want to take away your rights. They want to take away your country. The things they’re doing, all-electric cars. Give me a break."; -Donald J. Trump waxing derpacious moments after bragging about "acing" a cognitive test purposely designed to be easy.