anyways how was your guys day

bcuz you probably did pookie 😍

ty pookie pie

BC U SO GORGE LIKE THAT FR

TY MAMI

no but fr it felt like glazing tbh

no girlie it aint

gracias mamacita

ofc mami 👑

no but when we were on call together my mom heard me talking and she's like "who're you talking to?" and i stood there for a couple seconds and said "i'm talking to myself bc i'm going crazy again"

she asked no follow up questions

PLSSS

that was actually the worst day ever to call i wasnt even wearing makeup....

i think i jumpscared everyone

NO GIRL YOU WAS SO FINE I ALMOST BUSTED

LMAOOO

ik damn well rylie went over the almost

literally called it before you even turned on the camera

LMAOOOOO NAH

lmfaoo

Cool

Show

nah bc i don't like it that much
i feel like they were glazing

They want it like I do 💀

the huh

Yk
Pussy

calm yourself

I’m calm
But these art class mfs ain’t

majority of them were girls calm down

Haram

yuh

🥶

cant a girl compliment another girl without being gay

The only reason I said gay is bc Denki said it felt like glazing 💀 chill the hell out

THEY DON'T WANNA THE DUSSY

Dussy 💀

the dusty dussy :sob:

/J/J

🫣

I can bring the broom

LMFAOOO WTH

calm down

>:)

pls hes such a simp its so funny

exactly

how does pussy relate to my face like-

like uhmm,,

used to actually deadass drop everything when the teacher told us to

i woulda fr

REAL

so i'm cutting them off from all the tea bc i know damn well they shit talk me since one of my other friends told me abt it
i'm so sick of them thinking they're hot shit like aren't we friends? can't you shut your f**king mouth an let a good thing be?

theyre clearly not girls girls fr

fake friends are wild

no but she acts weird asf but still thinks she's hot asf
like i see you self confidence girlie but you can't bark at someone and turn around and expect all the boys to come running

RIGHT

LIKE HOMEGIRL AT LEAST MY MOM AND DAD LOVE ME IDGAF ABT A WATER BOTTLE SMH

crys

IT'S NOT EVEN SATIRE
SHE DOES IT FR

THATS INSANE

those scrumpdiddlyumptious dork diary books

I LOVED THOSE FR

IKR
SHE THOUGHT SHE ATE

RIGHTHT

real
the picture didn't even have my body in it it was just my neck up so erm..

like we need to tone it down a bit....

exactly

also the hello kitty girl is turning WHITE

WHAT

ready first thing
remember that boy with the curly hair that my friend likes?

YEAH??

but she's lowky annoying the f**k out of me
like i still wanna be her friend but i'm on the verge of telling her some shit

RIGHT

thats how i feel abt a lot of ppl lately

so i have math class with him and i literally tell my friends all the tea that i get from him
anyways ALL of my friends are like "erm.. she totally has a crush on raspberry bc she's always talking abt him!1!!"

shut the actual f**k up you stupid pieces of shit
you girls TOLD ME to be your spy and now you're on my ass abt being a bad friend for liking a friend's friend? i don't even like him smh

ARE U KIDDING ME I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

ly for that

🫶

ohh

yes

PERIODT
I NEEDED CHLOE AND ZOEY IN MY LIFE FR

I DESPERATELY WANTED TO SEE A REAL LIFE MACKENZIE HOLLISTER LIKE I WANTED THAT NIKKI MACKENZIE DRAMA YK

AND SHE THINKS IT'S CUTE TO BE PURPOSEFULLY DUMB

LIKE NO GIRLIE IT'S HOT TO ACTUALLY TRY IN SCHOOL
THAT'S WHY I'M IN A CLASS WITH MAJORITY OF YOUR CRUSHES AND YOU'RE IN THE DUMB CLASS

LMAOAOO

like they need a little wake up call

FR

we all need to take a deep breath

clear our minds maybe

we love

also i have some irl tea which you prolly don't care abt but i can't say it to any of my friends cause they're gonna snitch

TELL MEEE

NO BUT FR MACKENZIE WAS PRETTY

WHEN SHE "SASHAYED" AWAY I ALWAYS IMAGINED HER DOING THE DANCE MOVE AND I ALWAYS GOT SO CONFUSED 💀💀💀

oh nvm its chasse

have some d.e.a.r time perhaps

LMAO

like it's not even funny or cool or anything she's becoming bitchy

she has a crush on almost every popular boy (especially nick) and i asked her for gum and she's like "erm.. no i'm saving it for nick!1!!" like what the f**k homegirl
she gets pissy over the fact that i don't listen to taylor swift 24/7 and have a stanley and douse myself in perfume every single day instead of showering like it's annoying asf and she thinks she's hot shit like girl- no one likes you i'm sorry

she's been doing this since the beginning of the year and i'm tryna still be a girls girl but it's getting really f**king annoying

WHAT A SIMP LMAO

okay tbf i have a stanley and douse myself in perfume but i shower every day so like

right ive been trying so hard to be a girls girl but some ppl are starting to get on my nerves,,,

like yeah if you have a stanley you do you but she's putting it in my face bc i couldn't afford one
and i KNOW she got her's discounted which is fine and all but don't pretend your rich girlie

LMAO FR

i'm so glad i got that off my chest omg

i gotchu girl

Disney ahhh life

wym it's chasse lmao it was sashay

i thought she would like skip away

i mean the dance move is chasse 💀

i guess so i genuinely thought she turned to the side and chasséd away with her arms out like how we did in dance class