Pirate roleplay. Pirates only. Fluency in pirate English is required.

coraline: *she was just sitting tied up by the stairs* why do i have to be tied up again??

*Dread notices that she was tied up, and he frees her*
Dread: There, ye be free now. I did ye a favor, so I be needin' a favor back. Help me and me friends load these crates and barrels o' sea dogs onto our ship. The sea dogs be all we came for, but ye be welcome t' come with us!

Coraline: *starts loading the crates and barrels onto their ship* ok!

Azure: ARRR! What do ye thinks ye doing lootin' my ship?!

Dread: We be takin' yer sea dogs! We're runnin' low, and we be needin' more.

Azure: Well. Why didn't yer say so?! I've got plenty to be sharin' with ye.

Captain Foxy: We be sorry for how we approached ye. But we appreciate yer willin'ness t' share yer sea dogs with us. I got a question for ye. Is it just ye on this ship, or do ye have a crew? If ye ain't got a crew, ye be more than welcome t' join us. Ain't that right, Dread?
Dread: Aye, Cap'n!

Azure: Tis only me. But I thank ye for offerin' and I be glad to join yer!

*the pirates cheer*
Captain Foxy: What be yer name?

Azure. Me name be Azure.

Dread: Nice to meet ye, Azure. And welcome to the crew of The Leviathan.
*cut to when the sea dogs from Azure's ship have been loaded onto The Leviathan*
Mangle: Welcome aboard! This be the rest o' the crew! Batten Rouge, Black Rose, Rusty Rose, Sails Tails, and First Mate Sonic! In the order o' which I named 'em, ye can call 'em Batten, Rose, Rusty, Sails, and Sonic.
(Black Rose and Rusty Rose are a lesbian couple)

Azure: Thanks mates!

Batten Rouge: Welcome aboard! We ain't got any more quarters for ye, so ye can bunk with me until we get some for ye. If not, ye are always welcome in me quarters.

Azure: *grins*

Dread: Cap'n, request permission t' throw a massive welcomin' party for Azure?
Captain Foxy: Permission granted. Azure, go with Batten to 'er quarters while we set up. Sails and Sonic, set up the decorations. Mangle and Lolbit, prepare the sea dogs. Rose and Rusty, get the music goin'. Batten, take Azure t' yer quarters and keep 'im occupied. Dread, I got a special job for ye. Party coordination. I'll help all o' ye with yer tasks.

(f**k it)
*He falls from the sky, and lands on the ship on his feet.*
Whom be these scallywags that are stealing without a permit?

Captain Foxy: We be the crew of The Leviathan!

(his hair is slightly fluffier)
Onyx:uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*a portal opens up in the sky and Sonic falls out of it*
Sonic: Ahoy, guys! What'd I miss?
*Captain Foxy fills him in*
Sonic: *gasp* We be low on sea dogs? That be a shame that ye had t' resort t' lootin' other ships for more.

Onyx:...

(sorry for the late reply)
Sonic: Nobody told me that we had a new recruit! What do his name be?
Captain Foxy: He ain't a new recruit.

(its ok)
Onyx:.....

*the crew of The Leviathan only steals your crates and barrels of sea dogs*

Onyx:*throws a dagger at one of them*

*Dread ducks under it*
Dread: Haha! Missed me!

Onyx:*draws his sword*

*Dread "retreats" back onto The Leviathan*
Captain Foxy: Dread! Where are ye goin'?
Dread: Gettin' backup.

Onyx:*sighs*Look I be nah goin' t' put up a fight.....

*Dread comes back with them and Mangle fills them in*
Mangle: He said he ain't gonna put up a fight. So let's take the sea dogs and go.

Onyx:....

Black Rose: If ye ain't here t' put up a fight, we mean no harm to ye. In fact, we'd like t' welcome ye aboard our ship, The Leviathan! Me name's Black Rose, but ye can just call me Rose. This be me girlfriend, Rusty Rose. Ye can just call 'er Rusty. We also got one other member, but he ain't here right now. His name be Sonic, and currently, he be in another corner of the multiverse fightin' these fat eggheads known as the Chaos Council.
Rusty: The Chaos Council abandoned me, so I vowed to join this crew and take revenge on them for leavin' me behind.

they are canonical sisters💀ur opinion but they are sisters.

Onyx:*shakes his head*

(i finished watching sonic prime now)M:OI,WHAT DO YE THINK YAR DOIN

Z.O.I.D:Sorry about him,he doesnt speak pirate,i used to.

:0 DREAD?!
[another sonic fan]

(Sonic fans time!)

[YAEY]
*stares at them*

(sonic is better then mario)

[y e s]

*Dread realizes his name was said and turns around to look*
Dread: Huh? Did ye say me name? Do...do I know ye?

Yorrichi: " Is that ye Dread, mangle, and lolbit?"

Dread: Yorrichi? It's been years!

Yorrich: " I know! Nice to see ye again!"

Dread: The rest o' the crew be on The Leviathan. Ye got any sea dogs? We be runnin' low and need more.

Yorrichi: " My brother, sister, inosuke, and zenitsu! Only people I have"

Captain Foxy: Aye, we can tell. But do ye have any crates or barrels o' sea dogs?

Yorrichi: ' Ehhhhhh we sure do! we have some fish which we stole from a seabeast!"

Dread: Ye know, I'm gonna go get Batten!

Yorrichi: " Aye Aye Dread"