you really do.

No, I really do not.

If he was real I'd need him to protect me from his followers.

Real

facts

You mean the man who was nailed to the stick of pain and pretended to be dead for three days

No, I only need him for jokes.

pulls out nail gun

Lol, at gunpoint. That hits the nail on the head.

TWO gunpoints :)

Point taken

Guys I'm an atheist and will admit quite a lot of you are being cringe rn

L Bozo Got Nailed To The Cross LMAAAAO #FreePalestine

are you a child by any chance?

did you know that jews did wtc?

i'm a christian, not a jew

same thing

Islam Christianity and judaism all follow the teachings of Abraham, so technically they're all the same thing. 3 monotheistic religions worshipping the same invisible sky father. But at least their followers are deluded enough to distinguish between them so much that they kill each other over it. 🤣

RESPECT TO YOU MY GUY