It would be gravely ill-advised (and low-key fatal) to call me a twink, just letting you know.

I dunno, I'm very masculine :>

Twi-

Wanting to use was/were pronouns now, are you? ,:<

I would say yes if I wasn't required to say no

What you just said made no sense.

Basically
I no like life
But people want me live
So, I live

Ah.

Is it because you're a pansexual trans-woman in a state that isn't really made for dealing with that sort of thing?

Either way, you might need this, ma'am:

Twink-

(I'm a ghost and am therefore immortal. I'm also joking)

You're forgetting that the practice of exorcism exists ,:>

:3

:>

*awards you the NopeBell Peace Prize and beats you with it*

*casually deflects each blow and readies the vacuum cleaner so that I can suck your spiritual energy into it, thus containing you until I can transfer your ghostly spirit to the uncooked spaghetti noodle*

You know, I was low-key looking for more of a laboratory assistant than a maid out of a ghost, but you just have to be playin', huh? >:/

Wait a go***mn minute-

Yk how i could expand the lgbtq stream's family tree even further?







Adopting you. Then I'll be your mom and you won't be able to kill me :3

You do know that by just playing along and becoming my laboratory-assistant (I was joking about the maid thing), there's a very good chance that I will build you a robot that you can possess so that you can technically live again, right?

Wait really?? *runs over and hugs you* I'm sorryyyyyyyy i thought you were gonna destroy me i didn't know I'm sorry 😭😭😭😭

Not sure how you're gonna ne able to hug me as a ghost, but I appreciate the sentiment :>

I'm sorry about everything 😥

It's oki :>

Also, I didn't know you identified as female.

I honestly thought you were non-binary, but I digress :>

Idc what people refer to me as lol
Dw about it

Oh f**k

>:>

try me. I have a few cards up my sleeve

*invokes the power of God to forcibly make you do my will as a ghostly servant under threat of being condemned to forevermore possess an uncooked spaghetti noodle until the Day Of Judgement should you disobey me (I will be keeping said spaghetti noodle under both lock-&-key and kept watertight in a tank full of highly-concentrated saltwater - a few silver coins have also been thrown in the water for safe measure, as well as a few rings of ionized salt around the whole enclosure)*

Let's see you try to play these cards you speak of now >:>

*burns the Exploding-Kittens playing-card with a lighter*

Fool
*summons a nope ninja to kick your ass*

*puts on a gas-mask and floods the room with mustard-gas like a filthy casual, killing the ninja in question*

I can do this all day, bub >:>

Twink ❤️

>:<

arden 😭😭