"How Darest Thou Accuseth Me of Shirting My
Responsibilities, O Ye of Much Knavish
Punkarsery! I Challengeth Thee to a Dual-Rinse
Cycle! Preparest Thyself to Have Me Kicketh
Thine Hinder Like a Continual Staticky Reminder!"; #HalfdressedForSuccess; @OzwinEVCG